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Do not dance on the bridge at Avignon, the locals think you are taking le mickey!
Establish your Citron/Orange Pressé per n100 metres requirements before you arrive, in summer. We gauged ambient temperature/distance walked by the number we consumed in any given day.
Does one dance 'sur' ou 'sous' le pont? Do both to be safe. You've already got 'Anglais' written on your forehead, so odd behaviour is expected anyway. Loved it.
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