A new edition of the bestseller by Derek Bacon updated by long-term resident Terry Collins who, after 20 years, says he "still experiences daily what-the-#%+*' moments".

As the blurb says, all you need to know about the "nitty-gritty details of everyday life are found in this humorously written book".

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Taxis are available directly outside arrivals. The hour-long journey to the city centre should cost no more than 25,000 rupiah (less than £1.50). For those on a tighter budget, an air-conditioned bus travels from the airport every 30 minutes, stopping at five key points around the city.

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Most of the five-star chains have places in Jakarta but the most relaxing, elegant hotel is the Dharmawangsa. Part of the elite Rosewood group, its high-ceiling lobbies and calm atmosphere takes one a million miles away from the bustling city outside. Internet deals for £160 plus 21% tax and service are the best going.

Jalan Brawijaya Raya 26, Kebayoran Baru;

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Indonesian food is never pricey so for an expensive night out go to William Kafe Artistik, run by one of Indonesia's top gourmands, William Wongso. One has to book a couple of days in advance, which is when one plans the menu as each meal is made specially. The result is likely to be an amazing Asian-Western fusion meal. Food alone will be about £40pp. Drinks could easily see that double.

Jalan Panglima Polim Raya 63-65

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