
I know it's a long hot weekend and it's easy to get carried away with the summer atmosphere, but believe me, you don't want to wear flip-flops to a festival. If you do, you're just asking for a rather large and over-enthusiastic fan jumping on your little toe right in the middle of Nick Cave. If you manage to make it through that ordeal you'll have to traipse through the indescribable liquid festering around your nearest portaloo. It smells unmentionable and by the third day of the festival it'll be an inch deep (or in footwear terms, 1.5 flip-flops). Trust me, that's the last thing you want to feel between your toes when you're miles/days away from a hot shower!
After Latitude treat yourself to the best fish and chips ever tasted in the Dunwich beach cafe.
Lay shearling (thin) sheepskins under your sleeping stuff - they insulate beautifully and add a layer of comfort.
Can be found at most country fairs
Two years ago at the Latitude festival in Suffolk, one of my friends (who is a big Strokes fan) decided it would be a good idea to jump the fence in the Uncut Arena to get a high-five from Albert Hammond Jnr.
He made it to the top of the stage and stood there with his hand reaching up, waiting for his idol to high-five him, but Albert just turned away and carried on playing, leaving my friend looking a bit lost at the front of the stage.
For me, it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen, but for my friend it was disappointing and embarrassing - even more so because I have photographic evidence.
So, if you're going to a festival this year, remember - rock stars don't appreciate drunk English men trying to gatecrash their set.
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