After a good walk or cycle we feel we deserve some cake and coffee. In Scotland this can be more difficult than you'd think - sometimes the cake or scone is good and the coffee awful, othertimes the coffee is good and the scone or cake is stale, or worse, heated up in the microwave. But this tearoom is excellent for both - cakes to die for and coffee to revive you, all made and served with TLC by Philip Borrowman. Try it, you wont be disappointed.
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84 Kingussie High Street, PH21 1HZ
+44 (0) 1540 651 287
Google map: bit.ly/MV14jz
Only three weeks ago I sat by a roaring fire on a miserable day, enjoying the biggest, moistest slab of carrot cake I’ve ever rejoiced at. I was at Barter Books in Alnwick, one of Britain’s largest second hand book shops, situated in a restored Victorian railway station. After a prolonged browsing session, the old buffet and waiting rooms are the cosiest place imaginable for a light lunch or comprehensive tea. I was torn between scones, cupcakes, traybake, and various fresh home-made cakes including fruit cake made to a secret family recipe. My companion suggested we share the carrot cake but I scoffed mine to a background of rain hammering on the glass roof, then polished off his remaining flapjack. Cake and books – a sublime duo. Kindles to be parked at the door. (I wish!)
www.barterbooks.co.uk/
Alnwick Station, Northumberland NE66 2NP
+44 (0) 1665 604888
Google map: bit.ly/JKu2mO
Fabulous food, light lunches and enormous cakes! Right on the edge of the beautiful Ashdown Forest (Winnie the Pooh country.)
www.wychcross.co.uk
Wych Cross, Forest Row, East Sussex, RH18 5JW
+44(0)1342 822705
Google map: bit.ly/JKugKD
The "Hut" on the riverside at Rowhedge, near Colchester, is open for tea and cake, weekends and Bank Holidays throughout spring and summer. It is run by a charitable trust who are trying to raise funds for a permanent building. There is often a small exhibition going on in the hut but the tea, coffee and cake are to be recommended. Tea (builders or fancy), Coffee (instant or posh) are available along with delicious homemade cakes at very reasonable prices. Outside tables and chairs are laid out in a beautiful riverside setting - well worth a visit.
Rowhedge on the river Colne, just south of Colchester in Essex. Frequent buses from Colchester and if tide permits then a ferry runs from Wivenhoe across the river. Wivenhoe is on the main Clacton to London rail line.
Google map: bit.ly/LBeA74
The most delicious cake and welcome cup of tea on a cool and wet day at Annie's kitchen table will bring a smile to anyone's face. Set-up as cycle cafe (you can park in the village if you really need too), there is also a wonderful tea garden for those non-rainy Cumbrian days and Annie hosts a great range of 'Quirky Workshops' - we loved the spoon carving course, but it's the lunch that sticks in my mind. Whether you're doing the Coast-to-Coast cycle route or travelling up the M6 - you must drop in.
www.greystokecyclecafe.co.uk/
Greystoke, Penrith. CA11 0UT
+44 (0)17684 83984
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Step back in time at the picturesque tea rooms of Grantchester, a place now entrenched in Cambridge folklore. There are few finer ways to spend an afternoon than punting up the River Cam to enjoy afternoon tea and scones underneath the fruit trees here. The list of former visitors here reads like a historical who's who of English high society, and there may even have been a poem written about it ...
www.orchard-grantchester.com/
45-47 Mill way, Grantchester, Cambridge CB3 9ND
+44(0)1223 551125
Google map: bit.ly/KXAEsY
You don't need to do the five mile circular walk around Nicky Nook and Grizedale Fell with spectacular views of the Trough of Bowland and Morecambe Bay or take a boat trip around the small lake to enjoy a cream tea here. Unless of course you need some help working up the appetite you'll need before tucking into the tea with homemade scones and cakes all served with a welcoming smile and mix and match bone china crockery. If you're too full for the drive home you can always stay the night in one of the luxury tents hiding in the grounds.
wyresdalepark.co.uk/cafe-gardens/
Wyresdale Park Estate, Snowhill Lane, Scorton
nr Preston, Lancashire, PR3 1BA
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Juri's tea room is, in every sense of the word, a charmingly quintessential English tea room in the lovely Cotswold village of Winchcombe - almost. The beautiful scones, indulgent cakes and pots of loose leaf tea served up inside the wooden-beamed tea room, or in the conservatory with patio overlooking the Cotswold hills are in fact proudly provided by the Cordon Bleu-trained Japanese owner Juri Miyawaki. Go for a cream tea with a pot of Earl Grey for a truly mouthwatering experience.
www.juris-tearoom.co.uk/
High St, Winchcombe, Glos, GL54 5LJ
+44(0)1242 602469
Google map: bit.ly/KPFFSw
Opened in 1914 the Tenth Hole Tearooms in Southsea is a wonderful place. All day breakfasts and a stunning and mouthwatering range of cakes large and small. High chairs for kids, biscuits and drinks for dogs, plenty of outdoor seating - they even provide blankets and hot water bottles for those sunny but chilly days - and great staff make the 10th Hole a unique Southsea institution.
www.thetenthhole.co.uk/
Eastern Parade, Southsea, PO4 9RF
+44(0)2392 830 009
Google map: bit.ly/KWgTBR
Jumping Jenny's doesn't just claim to be the best but it is. As every cake mouthful melts you instantly HAVE to have more. Be it a cool or warm day, a cup of tea in proper china hones the taste buds for more delicious cake - oh if you insist. All supped and enjoyed while watching the vapor trails from National Trust's steam yacht Gondola which has just deposited you at the jetty below, dissipate to reveal the most fantastic view of Coniston and the Lake District mountains.
jumpingjenny.net/
Brantwood, Coniston, Cumbria LA21 8AD
+44(0)15394 41715
Google map: bit.ly/LwlJWj
Where better to take tea in the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee year than this establishment that is decked out in Union Jack flags and bunting? The 1940s is brought to life by the waitresses dressed in delightful dresses and headscarves in the style of the times and in the beautiful kitchen dresser on which cakes and silver tea canisters are displayed. Lovely details include the 1940s green crockery and silver sugar tongs, newspapers and artefacts of the time. The menu is designed as a wartime ration book and any leftovers are packed into cardboard boxes that were originally designed to carry gasmasks.
Fortunately the food on offer reflects modern tastes - thick sliced ham has replaced the spam and carrot cake and iced cupcakes are the order of the day. The Ivor Novello Tea consists of sandwiches, scones and cakes, reasonably priced and prettily displayed. Tea lovers are spoiled for choice with 14 blends of loose leaf tea. We chose the Fourteas house blend which arrived in huge white Betty teapot along with a five minute timer so that it could steep perfectly.
The Fourteas is a little jewel that adds a theatrical touch to the pleasure of taking tea. Long may it reign.
www.thefourteas.co.uk
2 Union Street, Stratford-upon-Avon +44(0)1789293908
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Yummy sandwiches, cakes and scones up in a treehouse - what more do I need to say? Fanny's Farm Shop has several quirky teasheds and a delightful treehouse (which has to be booked) for birthday treats or a lazy Sunday afternoon. The surrounding pretty gardens are rather cluttered with signs but the huge slices of Victoria sponge and thrill of high dining between the branches make it worth the trip. At the shop, you can buy farmhouse treats, including marmalade sausages! Cream teas, packed in organic popcorn for the birds, can be ordered by post.
www.fannysfarm.com/
Markedge Lane, Merstham, Surrey, RH1 3AW (off M25)
+44(0)1737 554444
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My partner and I first found this deliciously quaint tea room a couple of years back and we’ve made regular trips there ever since. The tea room is nestled in a delightful little cottage garden, which is a wonderful place to pause on a summers day. Should the weather be less clement then the inside of the tea room is every bit as lovely, often with a roaring fire or two, and plenty of art nouveau oddities and old games to examine. The decor is also matched with unobtrusive 1920s and 30s period music.
Rocke Cottage stands on the outskirts of the tiny hamlet of Clungunford, about 20 minutes away from well known foodie heaven in Ludlow. It advertises itself as part of the Shropshire vintage trail, which includes local sights, towns and villages, bookshops and craft emporiums that are all well worth a visit – and with Rocke Cottage right in the centre you have a fantastic place to pause as you make your way around.
The setting and decoration of Rocke Cottage make it worth a visit, but the things that bring us back regularly are the myriad gorgeous varieties of cakes, scones, teas and other local delicacies. They’ve won regular awards from the British Tea Guild for the selection and quality of their teas, but my personal favourites are the scones, with ‘healthy’ portions of jam and rich clotted cream. Their other treats, including one particularly mouth-watering rhubarb cake, are equally scrumptious. For those without a sweet tooth they also serve many different varieties of ploughman style lunches and specials, all with local ingredients and if you really want to indulge then you can have a classic afternoon tea with all the trimmings, though they do ask for you call ahead to book. The service is always prompt and friendly and its location means that, although popular, it is rare for them not to have a table available. As a note remember to take cash with you because they don’t accept cards.
If you want a fantastic, traditional place to stop in the UK for tea and cakes then Rocke Cottage ticks all of the boxes, and with its beautiful surroundings it really is well worth seeking out.
www.rockecottagetearoom.co.uk
Abcott, Clungunford, SY7 0PX
+44(0)1588 660631
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Restored to it's former Art Deco glory, The Midland Hotel is a stunning place to have a really special afternoon tea. Served in the original sun room which looks out over Morecambe Bay, there is a choice from scones with jam and cream right up to the extraordinary Champagne Afternoon Tea. This gives you a selection of freshly made finger sandwiches, such as cucumber, ham, and smoked salmon; a scone with jam and clotted cream, mini profiteroles, strawberries, cake and of course a glass of champagne along with the pot of high quality tea. All beautifully presented, and to be savoured along with the magnificent view. A real treat. £22.50 for the champagne tea, down to £8.50 for the Midland Cream Tea. Booking is advisable at the weekend.
Marine Road West Morecambe, Lancashire LA4 4BU
+44(0)845 850 1240
Google map: bit.ly/L7aC6M
01524 424000
Scones and tombstones: a slice of home-made jam sponge with a pot of Earl Grey in a graveyard may not be everyone's cuppa. Yet Sunday afternoon tea outside St Anne's Church, from 3-5pm during the summer, has much to offer. Earn yourself a treat after strolling in nearby Kew Gardens or listening to a free music recital inside the church. Soak up the genteel Women's Institute atmosphere, with cakes baked and served by ladies of the parish. Make a discovery or two - you could be perched on Gainsborough or Zoffany. The summer silence is punctuated by the occasional 'Howzat' of the local cricket team playing alongside on Kew Green.
www.saintanne-kew.org.uk/
Kew Green, TW9 3AA
+44(0)20 8332 7156
Google map: bit.ly/Kwto9w
We never expected to find any refreshments on our circular walk from Stainforth. The map showed that Feizor was the largest settlement that we passed through: but it was just a hamlet, with a cluster of buildings quite literally at the end of the road. We weren’t surprised that there was no pub marked on the map: there was no church, chapel or even a telephone box. We were surprised when the footpath emerged opposite something like an oasis. Elaine’s Tearooms came as a complete surprise. A little more research on the web before the walk would have showed that Feizor sits across the Pennine Bridleway – a very well used route for cyclists – and the tearooms provide a very popular refreshment stop. But this is no “transport café” for cyclists. Yes it caters for mud-caked customers but the quality and choice of cakes on offer would do justice to the most upmarket establishment.
www.facebook.com/pages/Elaines-Tearooms-Feizor/373097520912
Home Barn, Feizor, North Yorkshire, LA2 8DF +44(0)1729 824114
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The genteel half-timbered town of Rye combines cobblestones and crumpets, but it's a lucky tourist who nabs one of the elegant tables at Fletcher's House. Fiercely guarded by present-day Mapps and Lucias, this local institution is always jammed with Rye's movers and shakers. While Pete attends every whim front of house, Lee has them stifling cries of ecstasy at the confections displayed on his tiered cake stands. The gossip flows as the floral frocked cognoscenti nibble home-made fruit flans and sip Lady Grey tea from fine bone china. But beware the glint of a filigree butter knife among the patterned polyester as it silently slips into an absent neighbour's back.
If, Withnail-like, you demand the finest wines available to humanity to wash down your fluffy scones, don't worry, they have a wine menu too.
www.fletchershouse.co.uk
2 Lion Street, Rye, TN31 7LB
+44(0)1797 222227
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Francis Tea Rooms are redolent of a more elegant era, when women wore lace gloves and indulged in afternoon fancies.
On a quiet back street behind Scarborough's Esplanade you will find 1930's wood-panelled booths (the tea room was once a barber's), vintage mismatched china, and embroidered lawn tablecloths.
A full range of Taylor's teas are served by the pot with lemon or milk, and there are a plethora of savoury dishes and home-baked cakes to tempt the tastebuds. The rarebit is particularly good, but my all time favourites have to be the lemon meringue and the cream teas.
7 South Street, Scarborough
+44(0)1723 350550
Google map: bit.ly/JIbj4C
An Clachan is everything a cafe should be. Set in a (previously unloved) section of the beautiful Kelvingrove Park, An Clachan has really lovely home made cakes (the best chocolate chip cupcakes I've had), hot and cold food (again, home made), good coffee, great welcoming staff and healthy snacks and drinks for children. It's even near a small play park, and believe me, good coffee and kids play areas are rarely found together.
www.kelvingroveparkcafe.co.uk/
Kelvingrove Park (off La Belle Place), Glasgow, G3 7LH
+44(0)7846 463614
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Stunning azaleas and rhododendrons on the edge of Dartmoor. Tea room housed in baronial style old billiard hall. Chat to the friendly owners about the 150 year history while enjoying tea in china cups and delicious home made cake. During autumn season homemade soup served as well, by the log fire. Great for families (kids trail and woodland paths), disability access to tea room and terrace.
www.lukesland.co.uk
Lukesland Lodge, Ivybridge PL21 0JF
+44(0)1752 691749
Google map: bit.ly/Lo18CN