A gentle bike ride around Amsterdam that takes you all around the city and then down the Amstel into the countryside (where you can add a windmill and cheese farm/clog factory to your sightseeing list).
Our guide, the irrepressible and engaging Egg, was incredibly learned on the city's history and liberal sex and drugs laws. All of which he assured us he'd researched in depth purely for our benefit. An excellent introduction to the city that makes you understand what Amsterdam is all about. Oh, and there's a free beer token in it too ... what more could you possibly want?
I had to go back to where we were staying to get a passport because they wouldn't take a credit card, drivers license or any other form of deposit. Meanwhile, my wife asked for a woman's bike with hand brakes only to watch the last few ride away with other customers. I came back in time to hear a person condescendingly ask her if she was finished when she asked why she was being given a men's bike. There were clearly some communications problems here, but their overall demeanor was extraordinarily rude. Moreover, they acted so in front of my two kids. Both kids, in their teens, implored me to take our business elsewhere when I returned. There's more but, suffice to say, there are plenty of other places that would be better sources for finding a bike in beautiful Amsterdam.Send your feedback or queries to been.there@guardian.co.uk
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