Everyone knows one of the worst things about your favourite festivals are the toilets, right?
One way to avoid the greatest extent of such a problem is to consume an entire block of cheese immediately prior to going to said festival, slowing down certain aspects of the digestive process in such a way as to give you greater toilet freedom.
But this is not for the faint hearted, and is not without its unpleasentness when the chickens come home to roost a few days later. Be cautious!
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